Canada: whispers it’s my birth…
America: JUST A REMINDER THAT MY BIRTHDAY IS IN THREE DAYS!!!
If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer
If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING
UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS
YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS
apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend
Happy Birthday Richard Rodgers!
Legendary composer Richard Rodgers was born on June 28. Find out more about the composer of such classics as Oklahoma!, The Sound of Music, The King and I, Carousel, Babes in Arms and Pal Joey at PlaybillVault.com.
Classmate: You like anime? Gosh, why everybody loves this stupid thing?!?
(And hot bishes - muttering to myself)
what should I put on the pizza I’m going to order?
idk I was thinking something like pepperoni
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
Ahhaha haha who says life isn’t theater? (Sssshh, let me believe…)